My Other Blog is a TARDIS

aninounettear:

Who run the world? Prince Wu!

Except he like, doesn’t

byndogehk:

istehlurvz:

Last weeks episode I was like “lol that would be funny”
This weeks episode everything got too real.
I’ll just escort myself to hell bye

Wait I haven’t watched this week yet DID A SHIP HAPPEN OR WHAT

byndogehk:

istehlurvz:

Last weeks episode I was like “lol that would be funny”

This weeks episode everything got too real.

I’ll just escort myself to hell bye

Wait I haven’t watched this week yet DID A SHIP HAPPEN OR WHAT

noisemx:

Hannah from Rat Queens cosplay by Anja!
Photograph by Annie Fischer.

noisemx:

Hannah from Rat Queens cosplay by Anja!
Photograph by Annie Fischer.

nekonamicosplay:

I usually don’t do this so please excuse me, but I’m genuinely concerned for the male population. You’ll see why.

So this girl in creative writing class submits a allegorical piece about the struggles of women in the 20th century, written in the form of the struggles of an insanely powerful and…

anfonymackie:

do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw

i havent slept in three days

anaeolist:

grantaire has 99 problems and they’re all a variation on “my boyfriend is in love with france” “how the fuck do I compete with an entire country” “what did I do to deserve this”

halfbloodprincestale:

"you’re a slytherin?? isn’t that the evil house?"image

lightspeedsound:

nearlybecamehistoric:

deusexignis:

iridium-flames:

vixsubridens:

asheathes:

WIZARDING SCHOOLS AROUND THE WORLD: CHINA

Located in deep in the Guilin mountains, shrouded in mist and frequented by dragons that live in the multitude of winding rivers, the students of the Chinese Institute of Magic don their colourful wizarding garbs every September 1st for their return to school whereupon they are treated to spectacular opening festivities involving, but not limited to: choreographed martial arts performances from their combat professors, an assortment of acrobatic wonders, and “Mystery Mooncakes” specially made for the mid-autumn festival.

#BUT WAIT #HOUSES BASED ON THE ORIGINAL FOUR #THE TIGER THE DRAGON THE PHOENIX THE TORTOISE

#just imagine how powerful their magic is though #they’ve been developing it for almost 2000 years longer than western magic imagine how refined and beautiful

#harry potter being eurocentric was such a fuckin’ waste

#my favourite thing is how those of us who have grow up with harry potter are now saying “no that’s not enough” and are expanding the universe #like we’re all critically looking at the books and realizing everything that’s wrong with them and fixing it ourselves #and idk i think that’s amazing

#they would not have had four houses; four is such an unlucky number in chinese numerology that there would never be four of anything.

#They also wouldn’t have used a tortoise wtf tortoises are shit in chinese mythology

#There would probably be like 8 houses because hello chinese population is enormous there would probably be tons more witches and wizards just by dint of percentages.

#Also I refuse to believe that chinese witches and wizards are like as massively in hiding as everybody else; I mean just look at traditional chinese medicine. You wanna talk eye of newt let’s talk about the various medicinal uses of fucking freeze dried sea cucumbers wtf why is that always the biggest jar at your grandma’s apothecary.

#…Because that’s goddamn right chinese fucking muggles go to the goddamn apothecary wtf you think you’re special, white leghorn wizards

#also fuck quidditch and broomsticks i bet they play games on motherfucking dragons

#can you imagine HOW MUCH BETTER DUELING WOULD BE WITH MARTIAL ARTS

#Defense against the dark martial arts tho

#I bet the sorting ceremony is much more involved and includes astrology charts and chi and shit like that it’s like matchmaking only way more crucial

#I bet muggles fucking love magic

#I bet they gotta be careful and shit at orphanages making sure no accidental Tom Riddle shit happens and like the next dark lord gets adopted by a pair of white gay guys from Santa Monica because that would be hella awkward whoopsies 

 

queerart-civildisobedience:European accents (and in general white people accents) are commonly perceived as attractive and endearing, while accents from basically any other part of the world are considered to be signs of laziness and disrespect and get routinely made fun of.

queerart-civildisobedience:

European accents (and in general white people accents) are commonly perceived as attractive and endearing, while accents from basically any other part of the world are considered to be signs of laziness and disrespect and get routinely made fun of.